Sometimes things are not quite as they appear...
Many thanks to reddit user KellyfromLeedsUK for sharing this.
Francis Carmichael was a corrupt senator who was notorious for making sleazy deals and lying to his constituents. One day Francis was walking down main street when all of a sudden a bus sped up to him and actually ran him over, killing him.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
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