The Best Farmer Joke Ever. Some Things You Just Can’t Explain...


We've all been caught in a situation where we had to say "it's not what it looks like..." But obviously some situations are worse than others.

Here's a story of someone just, quite simply, unable to explain...


Many thanks to Reddit user howa2 for sharing this.

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?"

The man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

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