20 Anti-Jokes To Save Or Destroy Your Funny Credibility



An anti-joke from Louis CK's daughter


What do you call a black guy that flies an airplane?

A Pilot. Why would that change anything?


A gorilla in a suit walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I get you today?" The gorilla orders an apple martini and the bartender immediately gets to work.

Then, the man having this wild dream wakes up and excitedly rolls over to wake up his wife and tell her about it.

"Timisia, wake up!" he exclaims. "I just had the wildest dream! There was a talking gorilla and he ordered a martini and I made it for him and he was wearing a really cool tux and..."

His wife, annoyed, rolls her eyes, shakes her head, and rolls over to go back to sleep, ignoring the description of his dream.

The man then slowly rolls back over and cries himself to sleep because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

9/20 An Anti-Joke from Comedian Reggie Watts

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘It’s probably not a good idea that you’re in here. You’re a very large animal and any sudden movements may injure somebody. I don’t know why you’re here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so you should probably leave."


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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