Incredibly Nerdy Pickup Lines That Are Sure To (Not) Work On That Special Someone.


57. You’re neither prime nor composite because you’re no. 1 in my heart.

58. I think you and I would make a k-regular bipartite graph.

59. Because then, we would have a perfect matching.

60. I wish I were your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

61. You are the semi-colon of my life. Without you there is always an error.

62. What’s your IP? I would like to ping you.

63. You auto-complete me.

64. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, let me at least fix your laptop.

65. Do you like me ?

66. Option A : Yes

67. Option B: Option A

68. Will you give closure to my open world ?

69. Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

70. Are you Yahoo Answers ? cause you are the Answer to my every Question.

71. Hey cutie, are you looking for someone to format your drive?

72. Meta name=”description” content=”You’ve crashed my server, Baby”

73. So, I hear you’re a “service provider?”

74. Is that a pocket drive or are you just happy to see me?

75. Your boxing model is much better than IE6’s.

76. – I’m into you

77. Nice smartphone. It’d look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.

78. Nice Flash.

79. Do you speak Elvish?