Incredibly Nerdy Pickup Lines That Are Sure To (Not) Work On That Special Someone.

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17. Yes, that’s a iPhone 6 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.

18. Do you wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?

19. You. Auto-Complete. Me.

20. You are the apple of my iMac.

21. You’ve opened up the wormhole to my heart.

22. Are you a piece of Carbon because I would love to date you

23. You just turned my software into hardware

24. Baby, did you know by the end of this year, there will be more transistors on a single chip than there are people in the world.

25. I wish I was your math homework ’cause then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

26. Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

27. Is your sine inverse pi/2? Because you’re the one.

28. If I were an enzyme, I would be a helicase so I can unzip your jeans (genes).

29. Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

30. Come back to my place and I’ll integrate your natural log.

31. ‘Hey, If you were x, I want to be x^2/2 so that I could be, you know, the area under your curves.’

32. Would you like to be my parity bit?

33. How many drinks does it take to get you to CHMOD 740?

34. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you


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