Incredibly Nerdy Pickup Lines That Are Sure To (Not) Work On That Special Someone.


Need some new material to attract a fellow nerd? Use these lines and you won't go wrong!

1. Hey Girl! Are you made of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium ?
Because you’re BeAuTiful!

2. You auto-complete me.

3. You must be the square root of two, cause I feel irrational around you.

4. I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.

5. Not even Darwin could explain our love evolution.

6. I’m loving your deoxyribonucleic.

7. You are good for my circulation.

8. My love for you is overdue.

9. You had me at, let’s stay in, and watch, Netflix.

10. You are my singularity.

11. If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.

12. You can unzip my files anytime.

13. Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for.

14. How about later we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

15. This place must have free WiFi, cause I’m feeling a connection.

16. Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.

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