If Celebrities Were In High School Today

COMMENTS

6/25

CHANNING TATUM

- The Nicest Jock

- Part-time stripper

- Devoted to girlfriend but also spends time with his boys

- Might be 30 years old

6/25 

CHANNING TATUM...

7/25

TAYLOR SWIFT

- Goes through 3 boyfriends a month but it’s never her fault

- The only girl taller than her locker

- Bully found her diary but got depressed reading it

7/25 

TAYLOR SWIFT...

8/25

DJ KHALED

- Manages the school's snapchat account

- Motivational speaker

- DM's you when he notices you're not doing okay

- Says "BRAAAAAAP" when it's lunch time

8/25 

DJ KHALED...

9/25

LINDSAY LOHAN

- Crashed into gym teacher's parked car

- Shares parents alcohol with friends

- Has to go to the "bathroom" every class

9/25 

LINDSAY LOHAN...

6/25

DRAKE

- Has an ex in every class

- Hosts the hottest Bar Mitzvahs

- Naps during his spares

- Politely requests to use the bathroom every class


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