13/36. If your brain exploded it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
14/36. I don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce.
15/36. I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
16/36. I hope that one day soon you choke on all that sh*t you talk.
17/36. I wasn't insulting you, I was describing you.
18/36. I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
19/36. I'd call you a p*ssy, but you don't have the depth or the warmth to live up to it.
20/36. I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone.
21/36. I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when".
22/36. You look like you just ran a hundred yard dash in a ninety yard gym.
23/36. I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
24/36. It looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a wet brick.
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