32 Jokes That Only Intellectual People Will Understand.

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21. Three logisticians walk into a bar and the bartender asks "Three beers then?" The first logisticians replies "I don't know" The second replies "I don't know". The bartender sighs looks at the third guy and says "Let me guess, you don't know? If you don't know why are you wasting my time?" The third logisticians looks confused and replies "No we want three beers"
- ThisManDoesTheReddit

22. A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Civil Engineer are standing around a human body, arguing about who designed it.

"Clearly, a mechanical Engineer, look at the joints," proclaimed the first.

"No, no, no," retorted the second. "Thousands of electrical impulses. It was clearly an electrical engineer."

"You're both wrong," said the third. "It's clearly a Civil Engineer."

"How do you figure?" cried the first two.

"Who else would run a toxic waste pipe through a recreational area?"
- Panikof1997

23. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martin us. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
- infamemob

24. There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
- hi_im_sushi

25. If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.
- NicoRosbot

26. Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a beer. He says, "I think not" and disappears.
- ChipKellysShoeStore

27. Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek, Einstein is it so he closes his eyes and starts counting. Pascal runs and hides behind a bush but Newton just stands in front of Einstein and draws a square around himself, one meter on each side. Einstein opens his eyes and yells "Aha, I found you Newton!" To which Newton replies, "no, you found Pascal."
- LGAflyer

28. "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your Mother."
- HueyLewisAndTheShoes

29. "What do we want?"

"TIME TRAVEL!"
"When do we want it?"
"THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
- VKH700

30. How do you know when some HTML has been written by a basic programmer?

All Style, No Class...
- The_Dark_Arrow

31. Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.
- omTheDragon

32. A logician's wife is having a baby, she asks the logician, "Is it a boy or is it a girl?". He responds ,yes.
- sabado365


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