20 People Share The Funniest Case of 'Child Logic' They've Come Across.


17/20. In the new Chick-Fil-A commercial a man wakes up to a cow that is crowing like a rooster. Jokingly, I ask my 6 year old "How does that Cow make that noise?"

Without even thinking, he matter of factly said "It must have eaten a chicken".

I laughed, but I guess to a child it is the most plausible answer.


18/20. Don't know if it's logic but I was running a bath for my daughter and she said "is it hot?" I said no, she said "is it cold?" I said no, she looked puzzled for a few seconds and then said "it's windy?”


19/20. My daughter (3) says she can't eat apples unless there is peanut butter on the plate. Not peanut butter on the apples, not peanut butter to dip the apples in, just a small dollop of peanut butter on the plate to be eaten after the apple is all gone.

I asked her why when she never eats the two together, and her answer was "My apples don't want to be eaten alone, so the peanut butter keeps them company. The peanut butter is super brave though, so it doesn't mind that the apples are all gone when I eat it.”


20/20. Child: Why does God make people shorter when they get old?

Mother: I don't know. What do you think?

Child: I guess so he can fit them all into heaven.