This article is based on the AskReddit question "What is the funniest child logic you've ever heard?" These kids are hilariously genius!
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1/20. The 5 year old kid I babysit thinks I pay his mom to let me hang out with him.
2/20. I'm a girl, and my best friend when I was little was a boy. We were on the bus on a field trip and both fell asleep. When we got to wherever the field trip was, he freaked out, thinking that LITERALLY sleeping together would make me pregnant.
3/20. A child comes into my work dressed head to toe in army fatigues. His name is Jimmy.
Me: do you want to be a soldier when you grow up? Jimmy: no Me: you've got a lot of camouflage on for someone who doesn't want to join the army Jimmy: I just don't want to die.
4/20. One year for St. Patrick's day, my 8 year old sister made a leprechaun trap. We asked, "So what are you gonna do with the leprechaun when you catch it?"
"We're gonna catch it, and ask it hard questions.”